February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
38 posts
who wants to pass go and collect $200? i do.
what IF….we lived life the way we played monopoly. ever thought of that? well i just did.
first things first, i’d definitely be a dog.
i bet there would be a ton of dogs running around this world. not so many thimbles or irons. it would probably be mostly shoes, top hats and dogs. maybe a couple of wheel barrows.
if we lived life like monopoly we would only have dollar bills, no change. this...
my thoughts on the stoneage: cavemen rock.
just another normal night thinking about normal things… like, cavemen. did they have names? did they have a language? in my opinion, cavemen don’t get enough credit. after all, they did invent the wheel. probably world’s greatest invention. an entire CLUSTER of people, “the cavemen,” get to take credit for it. i’m sure they didn’t all wake up one morning, walk out of their caves, and get together...
alexander the grape
if fruit lived in a society like we do…..i know exactly who would be the “king” or the “queen” or the “president” or the “dali lama” or WHATEVER you want to call your highest majesty.
after observing fruits, dried fruits and juices today, i came to the conclusion, that the grape is the most nobel fruit. and the cranberry follows close second.
the grape is the king. and the cranberry is the...
"fuck you hiccups"
so im sure everyone is familiar with the common courtesy, “god bless you”, “bless you”, or as i would say, “guhbleshyoo” after someone sneezes. i say guhbleshyoo because im too lazy to pronounce the whole sentence, so instead, i choose to merge 3 words into a non existent word. people get the point and that’s all that matters.
what gets really annoying is when someone goes on a sneezing fit....
if people were punctuation marks:
~ would be a guy named roberto with a sombrero on his head. and i would love him because he’d make me a burrito.
* would be rainbow bright. im not sure why. but i just feel like, it looks like her.
( would be, gumby.
% would be tony hawk. because it slightly looks like someone skateboarding down a rock.
^ would be carrot top, OBVIOUSLY.
$ would be………… bill gates. because he is the first...
alcoholidays: the way they should be.
i can’t remember the last time i have celebrated a holiday for what it actually is. i mainly just use it as an excuse to either be a lazy worthless human being, eat more than my body can even rightly consume and/or drink to the point of oblivion. i put and/or in there because 10/10 times its the combination of all three things. it’s nice though sometimes, to have week long binges for a day-long...
“haha” vs “lol”
i like haha better than lol because thats what we’re fucking doing.
we’re not LOLING. we’re actually making a noise that sounds like: HAHA.
it’s like a duck quacking: QUACK you don’t see ducks going around writing QOL everywhere do you? NO.
you would never catch a duck using the phrase Quacking Out Loud.
because ducks are bad ass.
so.
let’s just get rid of LOL and stick with “haha” - i...
